Was just reading the Evening Standard and there is a feature in the newspaper asking Londoners about how old they were when they first had sex. LMFAO.
This is the funniest response. I am typing it out because I found it in the newspaper, I haven’t the foggiest where it is online.
Katie, 32, Accountant
Same age as Cheryl. I was just lying there and I said: “Are we going to have sex?” aand he replied: “We already are.” He was so small I couldn’t feel a thing.
That is just ice-cold hilarity in words! Dialogue is Power!